what they say about marriage?

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women

-Marion Smith

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

-Minnie Pearl

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't- Unknown

A husband's last words should always be, OK buy it.-Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -Groucho Marx

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. -Prince Philip

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -Agatha Christie

My mother said it was simple to keep a man, you must be a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. I said I'd hire the other two and take care of the bedroom bit.
-Jerry Hall

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. -H.V. Prochnow

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